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I can think of only one other industry where putting something in the wrong hole is acceptable. Benny the Uber dude smells nice and he looks like he knows where he is going. As far as he knows Benny the nice smelling Uber dude has poked my chopped remains down a drain hole and driven off. Earlier this year Telstra suffered a massive network outage which they blamed on ONE GUY putting a plug into the wrong hole. How the hell do they not have measures in place for this kind of monumental fuck up? Last Thursday night when Telstra had it’s second outage this year I got to experience again what it was like to be back in 1985. I leave a meeting in South Melbourne to get into the city where I will meet a friend I met on a plane a few months earlier. I call The Husband who cautions me not to be hacked up into little bits on the way to the dinner where he will later meet me. I use the Telstra phone to find my friend (who has flown in from Canada) using google maps. The Husband spends the next few hours imagining me hacked up in tiny pieces as the last time he heard from me I was in an Uber.Steven Bochco Pat Boone Ben Bradlee Drew Carey Billy Connolly Sam Donaldson Janeane Garofalo Ice-T Ron Jeremy Bill Maher Judith Martin Michael Medved David Milch Alanis Morissette Kevin Smith Tera Patrick Hunter S.Thompson Fuck is a 2005 American documentary film by director Steve Anderson about the word "fuck".Despite much more attractive deals from competitors, I stayed away from the likes of Optus and Vodafail because they simply aren’t up to scratch. Telstra tells us so while they wave the little pen over the dotted line of their confusing contracts. To cut a long story short the next few hours are spent furiously cursing Telstra and realising our entire species is completely fucked without technology. And the spokespeople from Telstra say the outage only lasted for an hour and affected 500,000 people. Fuck You for making us pay a premium when you can’t even deliver.

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