In second place was a legendary one-liner about a zoo with just one dog being a 'shitzu'.Other jokes to make the top 20 include a string of brilliant one-liners - and digs at wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners.A quarter-century after his death comedy hero Tommy Cooper makes a strong showing in the list, which also includes gags by Peter Kay, Lee Evans and Canadian comic Stuart Francis.1. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything" ' 20.Their standard ballpoint pens would not work in space.They spent a decade and twelve million dollars designing a pen that would work below three hundred degrees, in space, and on glass. The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid*Nobody stands up*Teacher: I said who ever stands up is STUPID!
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